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Offline CherryCake

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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #30 on: Feb 06, 2006, 09:15 PM »
LOL ;D ;D ;D
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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #31 on: Feb 07, 2006, 12:39 AM »
Quote from: JerBear418720 on Feb 02, 2006, 01:13 PM
I think its just a male thing to expression affection by calling names.  My housemate used to refer to his beloved late brother as The A**hole - and they adored one another.

I can't resist this, tho.  Imagine a happy ending, and Jack and Ennis are celebrating Jack's birthday in 2006.  Ennis gives him a monogrammed wallet.  Inside are stamped the initials JFT.  An exchange:

Jack:  "F" aint my middle initial, Ennis!

Ennis:  Sure it is - Jack F***** Twist!

Jack:  Ennis, you idiot, F***** isn't my middle name!

Ennis (grinning):  Well, I can't fix it, and that wallet cost $50, so you'll just hafta stand it.

Haha I love that joke... Let me continue...

Jack decides to return the favor by getting Ennis a wallet.
But this time, it has the initals EYSOB embossed.
Ennis asked, "What the phuck did you put on that?"
Jack said, "Ennis, You Son of a whOreson Bitch. Tit for tat!"  ;D
Ennis replied, "Jack Phucking Twist, you want to be in the phucking rodeo again?" ;D

My partner has a nickname for me too. BPMF
Button-pushin Mother....  ;D

Shhh!
 
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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #32 on: Feb 07, 2006, 01:08 AM »
Quote from: cybernaut on Feb 07, 2006, 12:39 AM
Quote from: JerBear418720 on Feb 02, 2006, 01:13 PM
I think its just a male thing to expression affection by calling names.  My housemate used to refer to his beloved late brother as The A**hole - and they adored one another.

I can't resist this, tho.  Imagine a happy ending, and Jack and Ennis are celebrating Jack's birthday in 2006.  Ennis gives him a monogrammed wallet.  Inside are stamped the initials JFT.  An exchange:

Jack:  "F" aint my middle initial, Ennis!

Ennis:  Sure it is - Jack F***** Twist!

Jack:  Ennis, you idiot, F***** isn't my middle name!

Ennis (grinning):  Well, I can't fix it, and that wallet cost $50, so you'll just hafta stand it.

Haha I love that joke... Let me continue...

Jack decides to return the favor by getting Ennis a wallet.
But this time, it has the initals EYSOB embossed.
Ennis asked, "What the phuck did you put on that?"
Jack said, "Ennis, You Son of a whOreson Bitch. Tit for tat!"  ;D
Ennis replied, "Jack Phucking Twist, you want to be in the phucking rodeo again?" ;D

My partner has a nickname for me too. BPMF
Button-pushin Mother....  ;D

Shhh!
 

Teel you what, cyber, that was f***** wonderful!
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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #33 on: Feb 07, 2006, 10:38 AM »
Quote from: cybernaut on Feb 07, 2006, 12:39 AM
Quote from: JerBear418720 on Feb 02, 2006, 01:13 PM
I think its just a male thing to expression affection by calling names.  My housemate used to refer to his beloved late brother as The A**hole - and they adored one another.

I can't resist this, tho.  Imagine a happy ending, and Jack and Ennis are celebrating Jack's birthday in 2006.  Ennis gives him a monogrammed wallet.  Inside are stamped the initials JFT.  An exchange:

Jack:  "F" aint my middle initial, Ennis!

Ennis:  Sure it is - Jack F***** Twist!

Jack:  Ennis, you idiot, F***** isn't my middle name!

Ennis (grinning):  Well, I can't fix it, and that wallet cost $50, so you'll just hafta stand it.

Haha I love that joke... Let me continue...

Jack decides to return the favor by getting Ennis a wallet.
But this time, it has the initals EYSOB embossed.
Ennis asked, "What the phuck did you put on that?"
Jack said, "Ennis, You Son of a whOreson Bitch. Tit for tat!"  ;D
Ennis replied, "Jack Phucking Twist, you want to be in the phucking rodeo again?" ;D

My partner has a nickname for me too. BPMF
Button-pushin Mother....  ;D

Shhh!
 

Cybernaut - you push buttons huh? You two sound like my Bubb and I. We try to get each other riled up sometimes.
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Offline cybernaut

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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #34 on: Feb 07, 2006, 10:54 AM »
Cody: Its a guy's thing. I guess the remote is the best invention next to a beer! haha  :D
As the saying goes, "Guys like to find out what's else is on other channels".
My partner would hide all the clickers...
Well, eventually I will find them to allievate my habit or else I will put out my blue blanket... hahaha... ;D

BPMF... :D
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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #35 on: Feb 07, 2006, 03:54 PM »
Quote from: cybernaut on Feb 07, 2006, 10:54 AM
Cody: Its a guy's thing. I guess the remote is the best invention next to a beer! haha  :D
As the saying goes, "Guys like to find out what's else is on other channels".
My partner would hide all the clickers...
Well, eventually I will find them to allievate my habit or else I will put out my blue blanket... hahaha... ;D

BPMF... :D

We take great pains to scare the bejesus out of each other anytime we can! lol

You got a blue blanket too? I'm being totally serious. I do. My Bubba calls me Linus.
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Offline cybernaut

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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #36 on: Feb 08, 2006, 01:54 AM »
Heehee...  :D
Do you suck your thumb too?  ;)

I used to have an orange towel that I hug everynight to sleep but it has since replaced by Pooh Bear.  ;)
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Offline manila_rocks

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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #37 on: Feb 08, 2006, 02:35 AM »
If only Ennis were more prim and proper in his demeanor.   But then he wouldn't be Ennis..
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Offline edgar

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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #38 on: Apr 18, 2006, 11:33 PM »
By the way, it seems to me that Alma's epithet "Jack Nasty" is somehow related here.

I even wonder if she overheard Ennis say it some time (even at the reunion? he said it pretty loud and, yes, Alma was interested in what was going on).

And she was reading into the literal meaning of the phrase--oftentimes there is, you know, some deeper meaning in little phrases.
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Re: "Jack F***ing Twist"
« Reply #39 on: Apr 18, 2006, 11:40 PM »
Quote from: JerBear418720 on Feb 02, 2006, 01:13 PM
I think its just a male thing to expression affection by calling names.  My housemate used to refer to his beloved late brother as The A**hole - and they adored one another.

I can't resist this, tho.  Imagine a happy ending, and Jack and Ennis are celebrating Jack's birthday in 2006.  Ennis gives him a monogrammed wallet.  Inside are stamped the initials JFT.  An exchange:

Jack:  "F" aint my middle initial, Ennis!

Ennis:  Sure it is - Jack F***** Twist!

Jack:  Ennis, you idiot, F***** isn't my middle name!

Ennis (grinning):  Well, I can't fix it, and that wallet cost $50, so you'll just hafta stand it.

*Appaluse* That's great You can almost see that happening in real life too.
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