It's 1:57 am here just now in Edinburgh and although we do have 24 hour drinking here, even I wouldn't stay out this late. Not when I've got exams soon. (Yeah I know 49 and still doing exams - what a dumb ass).
Anyway it's always a pleasure to help you folks out
For those of you on your way out have a couple of JD's for me .
Tom
No, you're not a dumb ass.

We're never too old to learn. I have a few degrees, but I still take classes to learn more - some job related and some for fun. I have very few gray cells left and so I have to take care of them - exercise, exercise, exercise.
Can we proctor the exams for you? Guaranteed passing marks.

You really drink Jacques Daniels in Scotland?

Good luck on the exams!!!