You're right! Tissue will never be enough!
"Breaking News! The entire world's tissue supply has been used up by crazed fans of the iconic movie 'Brokeback Mountain'. Fans say that the sadness is so great they go through boxes of tissues at a time, yet they cannot stop watching! This reporter begs you, factory workers, to get out there and make more tissues!!! This is Kent Brockman signing off"
Teehee!!!