Author Topic: BBM Recital (Read 2244482 times)

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8310 on:** Sep 21, 2006, 04:58 PM »

ALMA: A real home. Other kids for the girls to play with. Not so lonely, like you were raised. You don't want it so lonely, do you?

LuvJackNasty · « **Reply #8311 on:** Sep 21, 2006, 10:05 PM »

It ain't so lonely now is it?

Toadily · « **Reply #8312 on:** Sep 21, 2006, 10:08 PM »

girls asleep? Yeah Ennis

welshwitch · « **Reply #8313 on:** Sep 21, 2006, 10:42 PM »

Let 'em rip and snort, boys!

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8314 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 01:33 AM »

RODEO ANNOUNCER: This one'll be quick. Jack Twist, hangin' on for dear life! Oh, and down he goes!

keren_b · « **Reply #8315 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 01:54 AM »

watch out there fella, he's coming for you! send in the clowns! a fine ride for Mr. Twist, four seconds for him

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8316 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 03:24 AM »

RODEO ANNOUNCER: Give 'em a hand, folks, our very own rodeo clowns!

keren_b · « **Reply #8317 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 03:34 AM »

Like to buy Jimbo here a beer. best rodeo clown I've ever worked with.

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8318 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 04:28 AM »

Jack stands close to his shoulder.

JIMBO: No thanks, cowboy. If I was to let every rodeo hand I pulled a bull off of buy me liquor I'd be an alcoholic long ago...

keren_b · « **Reply #8319 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 04:51 AM »

Pulling bulls off you buckaroos is just my job. Save your money for your next entry fee, cowboy.

NoReins · « **Reply #8320 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 04:57 AM »

BAR TENDER: You ever try calf ropin'?

keren_b · « **Reply #8321 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 04:58 AM »

Do I look like I could afford a f**kin' roping horse?

Rosie · « **Reply #8322 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 05:54 AM »

New Scene:

Man: Woo wee! Look at this crowd, there's bound to be a lot of pussy on the hoof in a crowd like this.

keren_b · « **Reply #8323 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 07:07 AM »

Rosie, you skipped the exchange between Ennis and Alma.

Ennis: you wanna move closer?

Alma: no let's don't, Jenny'll get scared.

Rosie · « **Reply #8324 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 07:22 AM »

OOps sorry!

Man: Woo wee! Look at this crowd, there's bound to be a lot of pussy on the hoof in a crowd like this.

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8325 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 10:53 AM »

BIKER #2: All swelled up with patriotic feeling and ready to be humped like a frog.

Rosie · « **Reply #8326 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 12:39 PM »

Biker #1: So where do you think the most pussys at?... Las Vegas or California?

welshwitch · « **Reply #8327 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 01:11 PM »

WEll, how would I know... but if you make it betweeen Wyoming and Montana, I'd pick Wyoming in a minute.

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #8328 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 01:38 PM »

Ennis: hey, you wanna watch it there, I got two little girls over here

Rønnaug · « **Reply #8329 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 01:40 PM »

Biker: Fook you

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #8330 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 01:45 PM »

Biker continues: he probably stopped giving it to his wife after the kids come, you know how that is

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8331 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 02:47 PM »

ALMA: Let's move, Ennis, let's just move....

Koka · « **Reply #8332 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 04:36 PM »

you better shut your sloop bucket mouth, you hear me?

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #8333 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 05:07 PM »

Biker: you ought to listen to your old lady then

Koka · « **Reply #8334 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 05:28 PM »

you wanna lose half of your f****** teeth?

NoReins · « **Reply #8335 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 05:54 PM »

Not tonight, bud. I'd surely rather not..

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8336 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 06:52 PM »

SCENE CHANGE: Rodeo arena and Lureen Newsome is about to perform.

RODEO ANNOUNCER: Here she comes, ladies and gentlemen, look at her fly...Miss Lureen Newsome from right here in Childress, Texas...Oh boy...and her time is...sixteen and nine-tenths seconds. Let's give her a big hand!

welshwitch · « **Reply #8337 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 07:59 PM »

Ma'am.

Patriot1 · « **Reply #8338 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 10:10 PM »

RODEO ANNOUNCER: What a heck of a way to make a living! Next up is an up and comer, Jack Twist from all the way up in Wyoming. He's on board Sleepy today! Let's hope he's not!

androphile · « **Reply #8339 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 11:46 PM »

Announcer: Oh, boy! Let's see what the judges say. That sure looked like the winnin' ride to me.