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Diana · « **Reply #930 on:** May 24, 2006, 03:55 PM »

...Ennis....

NoReins · « **Reply #931 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:05 PM »

Let 'em rip and snort boys! This one'll be quick. Jack Twist, hangin' on for dear life!

Diana · « **Reply #932 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:08 PM »

Oh, and down he goes!

NoReins · « **Reply #933 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:10 PM »

Whoa, watch out there fella. He's comin' for ya! Send in the clowns! A fine ride for Mr Twist. Four seconds for him!

Diana · « **Reply #934 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:11 PM »

Give 'em a hand, folks, our very own rodeo clowns!

Twisted · « **Reply #935 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:13 PM »

Like to buy Jimbo a beer, best rodeo clown i've ever work with.

Diana · « **Reply #936 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:15 PM »

No thanks, cowboy. If I was to let every rodeo hand I pulled a bull off of buy me liquor I'd been an alcoholic long ago ...

NoReins · « **Reply #937 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:25 PM »

Pulling bulls off you buckaroos is just my job. Save your money for your next entry fee cowboy.

Diana · « **Reply #938 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:27 PM »

Ever try calf-roping?

ethan · « **Reply #939 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:29 PM »

Do I look like I could afford a !@#$ roping horse?

Diana · « **Reply #940 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:30 PM »

We should move closer.

Twisted · « **Reply #941 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:35 PM »

Let's don't, Jenny will get scared.

Diana · « **Reply #942 on:** May 24, 2006, 04:59 PM »

Here we go, darlin'.

Twisted · « **Reply #943 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:54 AM »

Biker:

Woooeee..Look at this growd. There's bound to be lots of pussy on the hoof in growd like this.

NoReins · « **Reply #944 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:36 AM »

You fellas wanna keep it down. Got two little girls here.

stacp · « **Reply #945 on:** May 25, 2006, 06:34 AM »

F*ck you!

Koka · « **Reply #946 on:** May 25, 2006, 08:46 AM »

Asshole.

keren_b · « **Reply #947 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:51 AM »

... probably stopped putting it to the wife after the kids come. you know how that is...

Diana · « **Reply #948 on:** May 25, 2006, 10:16 AM »

Let's move, Ennis, let's just move....

keren_b · « **Reply #949 on:** May 25, 2006, 10:21 AM »

Lindsey, you skipped this one -

I don't wan't no trouble, but you need to shut your slop bucket mouths, you hear me?

Diana · « **Reply #950 on:** May 25, 2006, 10:39 AM »

You oughta listen to your ol' lady, then.

NoReins · « **Reply #951 on:** May 25, 2006, 10:41 AM »

(Keren, you're right - skipped the line Diana just did too! Thought it was better if I deleted the post)

You wanna lose half yer f*ckin teeth?

keren_b · « **Reply #952 on:** May 25, 2006, 10:42 AM »

Not tonight bud... I sure rather not.

ethan · « **Reply #953 on:** May 25, 2006, 11:28 AM »

(Childress, Texas)

Here she comes, ladies and gentlemen, look at her fly....Miss Lureen Newsome, from right here in Childress, Texas.

keren_b · « **Reply #954 on:** May 25, 2006, 11:32 AM »

Oh boy... and her time is... sixteen and nine tenths seconds. Let's give her a big hand!

dirtbiker · « **Reply #955 on:** May 25, 2006, 11:43 AM »

"ma'am?"

keren_b · « **Reply #956 on:** May 25, 2006, 11:50 AM »

What a way to make a living! Next up is a new face, Jack Twist from all the way up in Lightning Flat Wyoming. He's on board Sleepy today! let's hope he's not!

NoReins · « **Reply #957 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:02 PM »

Oh boy! Let's see what the judges say - that sure looked like the winning ride to me!

Koka · « **Reply #958 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:28 PM »

you know that girl?

stacp · « **Reply #959 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:32 PM »

Sure do. Lureen Newsome.