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More Carnal Than Caring
« on: Feb 17, 2006, 01:40 AM »
(This is a BBM review from The Newpaper that i read a few days ago which i found kinda bland and doesn't do enough justice for BBM,... :P





The Newpaper 15 February 2006

More carnal than caring

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
STARRING: Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Williams, Anne Hathaway
DIRECTOR: Ang Lee
RATING: ***1/2


The skinny: Expanded from the Annie Proulx short story, ranch hands Ennis Del Mar (Heath Ledger) and Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal) begin a doomed love affair in 1963 while herding sheep on Wyoming's Brokeback Mountain.

Since cowboys ain't supposed to be queer, the conflicted men trot down separate paths.

But for the next 20 years, they dance around their secret forbidden passion even as they enter loveless marriages, raise kids and stake out identities in opposite parts of the West.



The review: Yes, it's the gay cowboy movie. Get over it. Put those cowpoke jokes aside, pardner, and you'll find it's less unconventional than, say, King Kong's love story between a woman and an ape.

It's by far the most uncompromising, unapologetic, serious homosexual film ever made for a wide release by a major Hollywood studio with big-name stars.

Shot against picture-postcard scenery, the persistent ache we feel while watching the 134-minute Oscar front runner doesn't just come from our behinds but from witnessing the tragedy of thwarted desire and protracted longing in an intolerant, macho society.

It's hard to imagine alpha male Ledger coupling with indie darling Gyllenhaal, but both carry it off with skill and sensitivity.

Still, Ledger's understated portrayal of a repressed Marlboro Man is a little overrated, in my book - especially when you can't understand a word the lock-jawed and mumbly actor's saying.

Gyllenhaal puts in a showier performance, with emotions that are much more accessible and sympathetic.

Look out for Michelle Williams as Ennis' long-suffering, sad-eyed wife. The Best Supporting Actress nominee, and Ledger's real-life squeeze, has two showcase scenes which make us forget she was ever in Dawson's Creek.

However, the men's relationship comes across as more carnal than caring. So, although Brokeback is quite sad and sobering, it never quite lives up to its immense hype.

Still, despite its plodding pacing, one must applaud Ang Lee (The Wedding Banquet, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) for creating a masterclass in subtle directing and wrangling up just enough melodrama to keep us entranced.

And, for that, we forgive him for Hulk.



The one scene that justifies the ticket price: The rough sex scene and man-on-man make-out sessions will leave you hot and bothered.

The one scene that will eject you from your seat: Sheep-herding, sheep-herding and more sheep-herding in the first 15 minutes.


Best quote: 'Nothing could be done about it. And if you can't fix it, you've got to stand it.'


Moral of the story: Sometimes, you just have to keep it in the closet.






FAST FACTS:


Heath Ledger nearly broke Jake Gyllenhaal's nose while filming a kissing scene where they grab and slam each other against the wall.


The film called for about 2,500 sheep, but only 700 were on-set - 15 of the 75 visual effects shots created were CGI. Director Ang Lee struggled continually with the animals during the shoot. He tried all day to get the sheep to drink from a stream, but they wouldn't oblige, so he gave up on the shot.


Afraid that Anne Hathaway's previous teenybopper films, The Princess Diaries and Ella Enchanted, would work against her during auditions, the casting director introduced her to Ang, who hadn't heard of her before, as a New York Broadway actress. :P
 


"Oh Mortals, What is Love that binds beyond Life on Earth? To all Corners in a Pair we fly, Braving Summer and Winter by and by, Union is Bliss: Parting is Woe! Agony is Boundless for a Lovelorn Soul! Sweetheart, give me word..Trails of Clouds drifting foward..Amid Mountains capped with Snow, Wither shall my lonesome Shadow go?"

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #1 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:12 AM »
"More carnal than caring"? "Sometimes you just have to keep it in the closet"?

Who is this clown, the chief reviewer for The Troglodyte Times? He makes some good points in his review, but his two statements above suggest that he must have fallen asleep during the most crucial scenes in the movie. No reviewer with more than two neurons to rub together could watch BBM and fail to see the depth of Ennis and Jack's love for each other. Unbelievable.

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #2 on: Feb 17, 2006, 06:11 AM »
For some reason the oart about the 'boring' sheep herding has narked me! Does this person not understand the concept of setting the scene of the story? Can he not see the insight we get of the characters from these scenes? Jack watching Ennis in camp, Ennis watching Jack on the mountainside, Jack hopeless with a gun, Ennis shooting elk for Jack, Ennis offering to go and tend the sheep, the different ways they handle the responsibilities-i could go on....Really what a moron-ok lets make the film an hour long and just have the sex scenes so he can get hot and sweaty in his cinema seat-d*ck >:( >:(

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #3 on: Feb 19, 2006, 04:33 PM »
For some reason the oart about the 'boring' sheep herding has narked me! Does this person not understand the concept of setting the scene of the story? Can he not see the insight we get of the characters from these scenes? Jack watching Ennis in camp, Ennis watching Jack on the mountainside, Jack hopeless with a gun, Ennis shooting elk for Jack, Ennis offering to go and tend the sheep, the different ways they handle the responsibilities-i could go on....Really what a moron-ok lets make the film an hour long and just have the sex scenes so he can get hot and sweaty in his cinema seat-d*ck >:( >:(
I couldn't have said it better so I won't even try!! Brava!! :D
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #4 on: Feb 19, 2006, 11:15 PM »
Whoever wrote this piece of tripe wouldn't know passion if it bit his off! I doubt he even has one to bite off. What a jerkface to write trite crap as that.
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #5 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:00 PM »
Let's glue elk antlers onto this moron's head and send him up to Brokeback.

Anybody with me?

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #6 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:13 PM »
I will help you!  Of course he probably just said all of that just to get attention.  He sounds like he did not watch the movie but instead was searching the floor for something to munch on...popcorn anyone?
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #7 on: Feb 22, 2006, 02:27 AM »
Let's glue elk antlers onto this moron's head and send him up to Brokeback.

Anybody with me?
a thousand with YOU on that one
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #8 on: Feb 22, 2006, 03:27 AM »

one thousand six hundred and twenty five
to be exact as of 2/22/06  12:27am pacific time
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #9 on: Feb 22, 2006, 05:25 PM »
More Carnal Than Caring???

I doubt this reviewer will ever land a prestigious job! I'm willing to bet this person's middle name is "duh."

The love between our characters is evident from the first viewing.  I sense those who have read the book and screenplay are convinced the first time.

Did this person actually watch the movie?  ???
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #10 on: Feb 22, 2006, 05:39 PM »

Did this person actually watch the movie?  ???

Probably watched the first tent scene on youtube, period.

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #11 on: Feb 22, 2006, 05:42 PM »

Did this person actually watch the movie?  ???

Probably watched the first tent scene on youtube, period.

Agreed!!
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #12 on: Feb 22, 2006, 05:43 PM »
Let's glue elk antlers onto this moron's head and send him up to Brokeback.

Anybody with me?

No, lets put him in Aguirres office, he might find love on the mountain...on man on man whatsit  ;)
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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #13 on: Feb 22, 2006, 10:02 PM »
Can we talk about his fixation with the sheep? This is not a film about sheep! Makes ya kind of wonder where this guy is coming from.  :o He's wonderin about 700 sheep versus 2500 sheep, which in the story was 1000, and missing the whole point of what is going on. Not a review I'm  going to take too seriously.
There was some open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe, but nothing could be done about it, and if you can't fix it you've got to stand it.

Ennis, riding against the wind back to the sheep in the treacherous, drunken darken light, thought he'd never had such a good time, felt he could paw the white out of the moon.

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #14 on: Feb 23, 2006, 12:32 AM »
I know what you mean BBBOY.  I've I'm going to take a mediocre or bad review seriously, it should be from someone who actually watched the movie!
A reminder Brokies...there is no known cure for PBS.  It's merely managed.

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #15 on: Feb 23, 2006, 08:44 PM »
Let's glue elk antlers onto this moron's head and send him up to Brokeback.

Anybody with me?

No, lets put him in Aguirres office, he might find love on the mountain...on man on man whatsit  ;)

Hey, yeah, we could fix him up with Aguirre - or, that other charming hunk, John C. Twist!

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Re: More Carnal Than Caring
« Reply #16 on: Feb 24, 2006, 04:13 PM »

Hey, yeah, we could fix him up with Aguirre - or, that other charming hunk, John C. Twist!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !