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Toadily · « **Reply #6300 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 01:09 PM »

Where do you think they have more pussy, Vegas or California
(why do I always get that line..?)

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6301 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 01:13 PM »

how would I know...but if you make it between Wyoming and Montana, I'd pick Wyoming every time

Toadily · « **Reply #6302 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 01:16 PM »

I dont' mean no trouble but You two need to shut your slop bucket mouths

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6303 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 01:27 PM »

I dont' mean no trouble but You two need to shut your slop bucket mouths

Hey, Toadily, you missed

Ennis and Alma are sitting down

Ennis says to rednecks: Hey, you want to keep it down, I got two little girls here

Koka · « **Reply #6304 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 05:19 PM »

f*** you, asshole.

Toadily · « **Reply #6305 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 05:20 PM »

You two need to shutyour slop bucket mouths

Koka · « **Reply #6306 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 05:23 PM »

you skipped something about.....ahm, how did it go.... 'stoped !@#$ his wife after the kids were born'....

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6307 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 05:47 PM »

you skipped something about.....ahm, how did it go.... 'stoped !@#$ his wife after the kids were born'....

Redneck: a**hole probably stopped giving it to the wife after the kids were born, you know how that is

Alma: Let's move, Ennis...let's just move

frances · « **Reply #6308 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 06:34 PM »

Now I don't want no trouble from you. You need to shut your slop-bucket mouths, you hear me?

Toadily · « **Reply #6309 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 07:04 PM »

you oughtta listen to your old lady there

frances · « **Reply #6310 on:** Aug 03, 2006, 08:40 PM »

Is that right?

gimmejack · « **Reply #6311 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 12:41 AM »

you wanna lose about half your f#@$%^n teeth?

welshwitch · « **Reply #6312 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 12:43 AM »

Not tonight, bud...I'd sure rather not.

keren_b · « **Reply #6313 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 08:50 AM »

here she comes, ladies and gentelmen, look at her fly...

NoReins · « **Reply #6314 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 09:21 AM »

Miss Lureen Newsome from Childress...

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6315 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 11:11 AM »

she's passing two, she's around three and her time is Sixteen and Nine...let's give her a big hand

Hanna · « **Reply #6316 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 11:12 AM »

Ma'am.

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6317 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 11:20 AM »

new scene: Jack in bar in Childress

Jack: You know that girl?

Toadily · « **Reply #6318 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 11:28 AM »

Sure do that's Lureen Newsom

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6319 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 11:40 AM »

Her dad sells farm equipment...I mean BIG farm equipment, $100,000 tractors and s**t like that.

Toadily · « **Reply #6320 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 11:50 AM »

what are you waitin for cowboy, a matin' call?

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6321 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 11:54 AM »

new scene: Jack and Lureen in the backseat of Lureen's car

Lureen: You don't think I'm too fast do you?

NoReins · « **Reply #6322 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 12:03 PM »

Maybe we should put the brakes on?

Allyce · « **Reply #6323 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 12:07 PM »

Fast or slow, I just like the direction you're goin'

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6324 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 12:14 PM »

Whoa, you are in a hurry!

keren_b · « **Reply #6325 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 01:03 PM »

my dad's the hurry, he expects me with the car by midnight

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6326 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 01:52 PM »

new scene: Ennis enters grocery store carrying Alma Jr. and Jenny

Ennis: Hey Monroe...is Alma here?

Toadily · « **Reply #6327 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 02:02 PM »

Condiment aisle

jesseanne21 · « **Reply #6328 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 02:03 PM »

Toadily · « **Reply #6329 on:** Aug 04, 2006, 02:05 PM »

Ketchup