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What would you say if you were to announce ???
« on: Jan 31, 2006, 09:47 PM »
Lets say ..you´re there. You´ve got the envelope!!! For best actor...(It´s Heath)

What would you say if you were to announce : "The Oscar goes to .. Heath Ledger" ? :
- Would you play ? like.."The Oscar goes to .. Ennis DelMar!!" ? ...or...
- Would you say "You gotta stand it !!!!" ?   ..or.
- Would you .. give a tip ...like.. getting  down on your knees, bending .. like..you´re in pain..? after reading the card ?
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #1 on: Feb 01, 2006, 05:27 PM »
I would look at the card, then Heath, and say "My God...  It's about time!"   :D
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #2 on: Feb 01, 2006, 05:30 PM »
I would say..Jake Gyllenhaal..you know what you have to say now!!!!!!!!!
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #3 on: Feb 01, 2006, 05:37 PM »
Son of a B***h!

If Jake were to get it I'd have to say

...and the Oscar goes to Jake f***ing Gyllenhaal

all this of course after I get back up off the floor!

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #4 on: Feb 01, 2006, 06:01 PM »
I coud imagine Heath acceptance speech...

Michelle, I swear.... I love you.

And all the members of this forum would be crying over themsleves!  ;D
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #5 on: Feb 01, 2006, 11:05 PM »
Son of a W****son B****!

Tell you what, it's Jake Gyllenhall!

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #6 on: Feb 05, 2006, 08:07 PM »
I would say..Jake Gyllenhaal..you know what you have to say now!!!!!!!!!

YES.....Jack Nasty loves you!!   ;D

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #7 on: Feb 05, 2006, 08:10 PM »
..And the Oscar goes to....  Heath, I swear...
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #8 on: Feb 06, 2006, 12:26 AM »
..And the Oscar goes to....  Heath, I swear...

Yeah great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #9 on: Feb 06, 2006, 02:53 AM »
I would say..Jake Gyllenhaal..you know what you have to say now!!!!!!!!!

YES.....Jack Nasty loves you!!   ;D

Yee HAW!!!  ;D

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #10 on: Feb 06, 2006, 03:32 PM »
I couldn't say anything.  I'd be so choked up I wouldn't be able to speak.

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #11 on: Feb 06, 2006, 03:35 PM »
 

At fuc**n' last!...oops can't say this on live TV...anyway: Heath I swear, this baby is yours!


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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #12 on: Feb 06, 2006, 06:17 PM »


At fuc**n' last!...oops can't say this on live TV...anyway: Heath I swear, this baby is yours!




You're sooo bad!

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #13 on: Feb 06, 2006, 09:30 PM »
The award goes to JACK F***ING TWIST!

And then I'd demand a hug and kiss before he got Oscar out of my clutched hand!
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #14 on: Feb 06, 2006, 09:35 PM »
The award goes to JACK F***ING TWIST!

And then I'd demand a hug and kiss before he got Oscar out of my clutched hand!

A kiss like a French one?  :P
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #15 on: Feb 06, 2006, 09:43 PM »
YOU BET.
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #16 on: Feb 06, 2006, 09:50 PM »
I tougt so  ::)

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #17 on: Feb 06, 2006, 10:07 PM »
Not to get a little off topic... but the more i see the movie, the more I see how great Jake's acting is.  The first couple times I thought it was ok... but his loooks...and reactions, and his voice.  He is Jack Twist.  I hope he wins.
Then if I was reading his anouncement I would say...

...and the winner is.. Jake Little Darlin' Gyllenhaal.
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #18 on: Feb 06, 2006, 10:23 PM »
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...and the winner is.. Jake Little Darlin' Gyllenhaal.

Haw!  :'(
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #19 on: Feb 06, 2006, 10:32 PM »
Not to get a little off topic... but the more i see the movie, the more I see how great Jake's acting is.  The first couple times I thought it was ok... but his loooks...and reactions, and his voice.  He is Jack Twist.  I hope he wins.
Then if I was reading his anouncement I would say...

...and the winner is.. Jake Little Darlin' Gyllenhaal.

Yes, CherryCake. I feel the same way about Jake's acting.

...the Oscar goes to Jake Gyllenhaal. That is it. No more or less - in the tradition and honor of getting an Oscar.
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #20 on: Feb 13, 2006, 05:17 PM »
Not to get a little off topic... but the more i see the movie, the more I see how great Jake's acting is.  The first couple times I thought it was ok... but his loooks...and reactions, and his voice.  He is Jack Twist.  I hope he wins.
Then if I was reading his anouncement I would say...

...and the winner is.. Jake Little Darlin' Gyllenhaal.

Yes, CherryCake. I feel the same way about Jake's acting.

...the Oscar goes to Jake Gyllenhaal. That is it. No more or less - in the tradition and honor of getting an Oscar.

If he gets it, I'm gonna jump and rip my pants!
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #21 on: Feb 13, 2006, 05:28 PM »
"little darlin', Jack Nasty loves you.."

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #22 on: Feb 13, 2006, 05:46 PM »
I would say..Jake Gyllenhaal..you know what you have to say now!!!!!!!!!

That would be awsome...whos presenting? who won last year? Was it Jamie Foxx?
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #23 on: Feb 13, 2006, 05:57 PM »
I would say..Jake Gyllenhaal..you know what you have to say now!!!!!!!!!

That would be awsome...whos presenting? who won last year? Was it Jamie Foxx?

It would be a woman..so Best actress: Hilary Swank - won for her role in Million Dollar Baby!
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 13, 2006, 06:03 PM »
Off course..duh..*hits forehead*  Sorry, I am not all here lol, got someone trying to tell me something on msn, it's like watching a snail cros a street filled with syrup.... good thing he's good in bed ;)
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« Reply #25 on: Feb 15, 2006, 12:41 AM »
"And the wiener is....Heath Ledger for BrokeBack Mountain."

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #26 on: Feb 17, 2006, 04:56 PM »
I would say: "Michelle, finally he's bringing home a big fish"

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« Reply #27 on: Feb 17, 2006, 05:02 PM »
I would say: "Michelle, finally he's bringing home a big fish"

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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #28 on: Feb 17, 2006, 05:06 PM »
I would say: "Michelle, finally he's bringing home a big fish"

Good one!
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Re: What would you say if you were to announce ???
« Reply #29 on: Feb 18, 2006, 03:26 PM »
I would say: "Michelle, finally he's bringing home a big fish"

Good one!

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