Just saw that yesterday tpe. Working on my Christmas lists! 
Me too.....
Dear Santa
I've been a very good little Brokie this year. I've spent hours logged on to ennisjack.com, I've LaShawned relentlessly, I've registered with iheartjake.com and I've thought about that one-handed-belt-unbuckling thing at least once a day (

). Please can you send me Jake Gyllenhaal for my Christmas? Oh hang on...I mean, please can you send me a Jake Gyllenhaal
calendar for my Christmas (unless the first one is possible, in which case I will not need a calendar because the days will not matter

)
Thank you
NoReins
P.S. I hope you realise that the chubby, white-beard look is so last year. Here is how all Santas should look from now on:
