Let's see one of three things would happen: 1) I'd faint; 2) I'd drown in my own drool or 3) I'd get arrested. 
No, LJN, let's think of something better. 4) Jake would stop in his tracks when he saw you and say, "Hey." (Balloon over his head saying "Looking good, babe -- hot damn.") He would say, ever the gentleman, "It would please me if you would join me for a cup of coffee." (Balloon over his head saying "Wanna see my underwear?") You would manage to stay upright as you walked down to the corner and went inside the cafe and he (ever the gentleman) gently guided you with a hand on your back to a nice table in the corner. You would manage to not drool all over the very hip table as his gorgeous blue eyes focussed only on you. You would sip each other's gourmet coffee drinks and share some gooey chocolate dessert. You would be very articulate and say all the right things about his excellent acting; and you would just happen to have all the same other interests as he has. He would say, "No one else has ever understood me like you do."
So, how's that, just for a start? (Are you married, BTW? What would happen next would depend on that I guess.)
kathy
Damn Kathy I love you!

I'd love to think I'd maintain my composure. Now as to the balloon over his head- mine would say "But of course, though I'd much rather see you out of your underwear."

I'm feeling faint after reading your scenario a few times.
