No argument from me!
So now I'm obsessed with his hair, moles, lips, tongue, nose, facial hair, eyes, eyelashes, ears, shape of his head, neck, neck veins, shoulders, chest, chest hair, arms, wrists, arm veins, hands, long fingers, butt, thighs, & his long legs. I've haven't gotten a good look at his feet yet but they are probably perfect too.

Sorry to say this, but you forgot one thing in your very comprehensive list of Jake's, er, attributes. You forgot his eyebrows. Or aren't you obsessed with his eyebrows? And if not, can I be?
Yep, even his eyebrows are sexy.
If his feet are anything like Heath's, they will be perfect.